Conversation btw mummy and me.

Mummy: When are you going to settle down? You're not young anymore!
Me: To be honest with you mummy, I am perfectly happy being single.

Mummy: I don’t think you will stay single forever. I’m sure you will find someone when you least expect it!
Me: Oh really! But being single is fun and can be wild too.

Mummy:You need someone there to “lean on when times are rough”
Me: No worries mummy, I got a lot of friends for me to lean..Hee hee... I can still select who I want to lean.

Mummy: Wasting my time talking to you! I would rather talk to a dog and he wail his tail to me when I talk to him.
Me: Mummy, you're wasting my time too. But hor, dog cant give you monthly allowances and address you "mummy"...hehehe..

This is how we communicate! ha ha ha...