Shallow, The Name Is Man

I do wonder sometimes, what men are looking for in a woman?
Quite often, I am asked what I am looking for in a man, so how about me turning the table around and ask you guys instead?

From these 5Bs, namely: Beauty, Body, Boobs, Butts, Brain, which will you be most interested in? Oh, most of my guy friends give me the crap that personality is most important.. However I know this might not be the true answer, men are indeed shallow when it comes to women. Of course, not all of them.

Who doesn't like a pretty face? I will also take a second look if I walk past a 'handsome' man. Beauty is quite subjective. What you think is beautiful may look like 'ship wreckage' to another! Truthfully, I think first impression counts. At least if I like how you look, I won't find you annoying to begin with!

Few months back, I was at a pub with my sis and her friends. When she went to the ladies, a guy came over with his friend and started chatting me up.

He asked me:

HIM: "What is a pretty girl like you doing here alone?"
ME: "I am with a friend and she just happened to visit the ladies"
HIM:"Are you a local?"

ME:"No, not exactly" (Well, well, I decide to play along a little . . .)
HIM:"Where are you from?"
ME:"Taiwan" I answered..
HIM:"No wonder. You have nice features and your eyes are big. Most Taiwanese girls are very beautiful. So what are you doing here, on holiday or you're staying here?"

ME:"Holiday with my family"
HIM:"Errrr… as in husband or?"
ME:"Yes, with my husband"

HIM:"Oh..your husband is one lucky guy but where is he"
ME:"He's with friends - boys nite out"
HIM:"Oh, you are not afraid he is out with girls"
ME:"Sometimes it's best not to know too much. Ignorance is bliss"

HIM:"You are so pretty. If you are not married, I would love to date you. Actually, I don't mind you having a husband"
ME:"But I MIND!" (Another jerks!)

With that, he quickly excused himself . . . You can see, that guy could well be married too!

Is it really that fun in meaningless and frivolous affairs? Maybe so.

Forbidden fruit is poisonous, deadly but yet has this natural appeal that most men desire to have just a little bite. Lust. One of the seven sins.

Apple tastes sweeter when it's stolen, is it?